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Matthew Yglesias
Matthew Yglesias
1968 Chicago DNC 2.0 let’s fuckin goooo!
You could definitely put a down payment on a house with that kind of money
The Thomas Midgley Jr of our generation
If you want to remove it: https://www.amazon.com/ATK67-Point-Security-Screwdriver-Handle/dp/B00BFINNJQ
IIRC they all kinda pretend that parking doesn’t exist
Legalize crack for medicinal use
Yes, but my grandparents had a collection of Mad Magazines at their house.
Also they can let their franchise owners absorb some of the losses
I’ve still got a couple Bernie 2020 bumper stickers here somewhere if anyone wants them
Dear Friedrich,
Today a strange Canadian man appeared in my apartment and started berating me in broken German about the messy state of my rooms. I drove him away with a few stout blows from a fireplace poker which I had recently retrieved from the pawn shop.
Yours,
Karl
PS: send more money I’m broke again lol
You gotta pump those numbers up
The real question is, what would Trump say to Biden when he appears to him in a vision on the road to Damascus? And will Assad be there to wash the scales from his eyes?
Or any of his favorite movies: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/donald-trumps-favorite-movies/
In the last month, two people have, unprompted, brought up the myth of panhandlers driving luxury cars as if it’s a real thing. Both were well-meaning libs.