New site tagline just dropped lmfao and possible new emote
Link to the tweet also Mike does not look to be in good health
:jaded-snakeoil:
sermon on the mound
Jesus threw a no hitter that day.
Amazing how many “Christians” completely ignore the lessons in The Sermon on the Mount.
They apparently can’t even spell it correctly. It’s also funny to think of Jesus “taking the stage” like he’s doing religious Coachella.
It’s a bit account, it’s misspelled on purpose
sermon on the mound
i think he’s talking about participating in a reading of the vagina monologues
I had a prophetic vision of the Sermon on the Mound (I watched Kerry Wood’s 20K game on Youtube)
Thousand Pillow Stare
That would actually be a really good name for this pic if we made it an emote
I would be honored
out here looking like IRL Paul Bearer
uNdErTaKeEeEerRrR!
I get to be pedantic to this loser, yay: Paul wasn’t an apostle while Jesus was alive, he became one while persecuting Christians after his death and resurrection. If you’re going to be a christofascist at least know the key points of the gospel?
This twitter account is a bit
Huh. Egg on my face then lol.
If Paul was persecuting Christians while Jesus was alive, would that make Biden Trump’s Paul equivalent? Or perhaps one of the DAs who indicted Jan 6 people?
The real question is, what would Trump say to Biden when he appears to him in a vision on the road to Damascus? And will Assad be there to wash the scales from his eyes?
Maybe he means after theyre both dead
My man looks like he’s going to walk down to the ring next to The Undertaker
Dude looks like cracker Borat
In my country we have problem. Mypillow 3.0 can solve problem. Order now we throw in wrong size shoe but you listen church music so everything good.
Looks like he’s been defrosted by an undertaker.
Undertaker once encased Paul Bearer in cement and mf still came back years later
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss
I came back and this picture still makes me laugh just as hard
Dude looks like an extra in Shaun of the Dead
Dude looks like my most evil turkish uncle
Actually though like this man is not an American pillow salesman, he is a proud amca who wakes up at 4:30am to clear his throat loudly, spit into the bathroom sink, then goes to sit outside with a coffee and a cig
Mike’s hittin that coke again
For a guy who sells pillows he sure doesn’t appear to be sleeping well
It’s not a pillow it’s a giant bag of white powder that gives him the zoomies
Oh, absolutely
Mike looking more ghoulish by the day
I was gonna say that’s not how I remember him looking.
I especially appreciate how checked out he appears.
Ozempic
I especially appreciate how checked out he appears.
it’s an incredible look. If trump dies Santos/Pillow would be an immaculate ticket.
That would be a crazy combo, love it.
Looks like franks lawyer from IASIP. The one who wears large hands and has artistic photos of young children.
I am no joke inconsolably weeping laughing, this fucking fucking guy Hholy ufckk
Oh it hurts, my face and throat ache, typing this through tears, what the fuck man we live in such amazing times
Ahahahaa what the fuck I’m still busting up everything about this is perfect, the perfect blue sky, the guy next to him, the fact that everyone is just pretending nothing is wrong and he looks like he’s just seen the Ring girl, this is so fucking funny holy shit I’ve literally just had my Rocz Joker moment with this, ive been cackling so much my head feels 8 pounds lighter. This is the most catharsis I’ve felt in months.
No lie he looks like a sicko drawing
This Madame Tossauds?
Came here to ask this myself!
Just fucked up an Oblivion persuasion wheel looking motherfucker.
My Pillow Guy looking like a zombie extra in a cheap indie short film.
Mike looking like he hates Trump supporters as much as Trump does.
So that’s back to back Gary Peterson USA bangers.Melania air force one painting with trump was from this guy too. Is he a great troll or a genuine freak?
The greatest trolls are the most genuine freaks
Dude looks fuckin dead
