Literally cannot bare it anymore.

When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it’s horrible. Like, I don’t want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it’s basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it’s 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn’t wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it’s 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i’d wake everyone up. So, i can’t rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    6 days ago

    Finally a thread in which I can talk about my anal incontinence. Had a hemorrhoid last week, for the first time ever. It was so uncomfortable, felt like I was shitting out a xenomorph.

    This huge lump had grown around the puckered lips of my asshole, covering the entire anus to the point where I couldn’t even find it.

    Was prescribed some hydrocortisol cream and antiinflammatory meds.

    Moral of the story: you have a hemmy, my friend. Eat fiber, wipe with baby wipes, maybe get prep H. Go see a doctor if you can.