• shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 hours ago

      Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

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        11 hours ago

        Pretty sure I’m getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

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          I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure