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cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Bit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcohol

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Bit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcohol

cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    How do you dry your butt after the bidet?

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it’s squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.

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        Look, you’re the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.

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          Why would I clean my towel? My towel cleans me

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            I agree.

            By the way, are towels supposed to bend?

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      The towel seems gross to me. I use a bit of toilet paper. Either that, or I just sit there for a few more minutes and drip dry.

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        I have a very hairy ass and, even though my bidet has a heated fan, I still need some paper.

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          One day I’ll graduate to the bidet with air dryer!

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          my bidet has a heated fan

          fedposting you’ve given yourself away, Agent!

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      The barbaric part is smearing your shitty ass with paper and expecting it to be clean, not the mere presence of toilet paper.

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