Summary
Dutch police discovered a 2kg garden gnome made entirely of MDMA during a drug raid in the southern Netherlands.
The Dongemond Police humorously noted the gnome appeared “visibly startled,” referencing its design with hands covering its mouth.
The Netherlands, a major MDMA producer, has seen similar concealment methods, such as drugs hidden in cat food or frozen chicken.
The gnome was seized, though its exact location remains undisclosed.
He appeared startled? Those cops are fucking stupid.
Somewhere there 4kg more. The see no evil and hear no evils gnomes specifically.
Someone rescue this guy.
I’ll happily sign the adoption papers
Not a drug bust, a drug whole-assed statue
Also known as a bust.
A bust is actually only the head, neck, and a portion of the chest and shoulders, not a full head-to-toes statue.
Or titties.
One day maybe they’ll also find a KDE made of cocaine 🙏🙏
Kodeine
After seizing the gnome, police couldn’t stop hugging each other in order to make any arrests.
Just say gnome to drugs.
I want this for my front yard
Remember to leave some drugs on your porch for the gnomes this holiday season.
“Nome” or “guh-nome,” that is the question
Pronounced like the peanut butter, Jif
Like with a French accent? J’nome?
I know that one letter is silent. So it’s pronounced gome.
I thought the M was silent, j’noe?
absolutely fucking sick
