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Hey, Google… What’s the best way to suck a dick? …
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“Sorry, I don’t understand… But I found something else on the web. Do you want to know when sucking a dick, what’s the best way to do it?”
… Yes…
“Okay! … According to Dickopedia, when sucking a dick, the best way to do it is to place the dick deep in your mouth and schlurp on that thang while you suck on that thang. This will make it extra schlimy and grimy! When the blowjob was invented in 1876 by Massachusetts-based baker and suspected witch Edward (Schick Eddie) Von Howth, schlurping was not a part of the east coast maritime vocabulary. According to --”
HEY GOOGLE, STOP.
"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.
There’s this Brazilian funk song, don’t know the name, but the lyrics goes something like “suck it slowly, suck it gently, don’t hurt your daddy’s dick, if you don’t know how to do it, then look in Google how it is”. And you kinda need to listen a lot if funk, and go to funk parties to know that song, so I like to use the finish line “if you don’t know how to do it, then look in Google how it is” because is really casual and nobody knows where it comes.
Jokes on you, it’s a new G-Penis from Google.
Aaannnnd it’s canceled. No more updates. Servers will be shutdown tomorrow so it is completely useless. Also no, Google will not open source it.
“Sorry babe, they discontinued the updates and I bricked it trying to install a CFW.”
G-nis
“Unable to find similar imagel”
… “How to navigate the forest for the tree.”
I thought she turned into a giant pickle in the second panel
