Now that the dust has settled and check has cleared, I’m willing to answer as many questions as I find interesting.
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Who was more of a girlboss, Kamala, or Hillary in 2016 when you ran her campaign?
While Kamala was very agitated when certain things went wrong, we could always put her in the calm corner. I once saw Hilary make an intern dig their own grave before telling them that her campaign staff was like that hole, she could fill it back up with dirt, or fill it with a new body and then told the intern to bury themself alive and the intern obeyed. Gotta give it to H Dawg
have you considered a career with the CIA?
This pays so much more
How did you fumble the bag more times than I did against cell and majin buu?
Cause they hired me twice tbh. I’m just as surprised as you they let me behind the wheel twice. I really didn’t give a shit either time. How much effort do you put into your job? How much less you would put in if your boss was Kamala or Hilary?
… You make a good point
You’re in the campaign trail in a small town you know nothing about and you’re sending an intern to get lunch from somewhere; what’s your sandwich order?
I just say ‘surprise me!’ And then I can be angry at them no matter what they bring.
how do I get ice cream delivered to me in my bed?
Find the most racist person you know and pay them as much money as you can to consider doing it.
So when do you start?
When parliament calls an election
How have you not been led into a tiled room with a drain somewhere already? Is the party just that gullible?
Joe Biden called me ‘That Girl Manager’ once.
my GOAT would never
He also mumbled something about how people used to wear hats and big movie stars would influence what hats men wore where women in Hawaii just wore fruit for hats in the same sentence. He then stared upwards for about 14 seconds, said he’d better sit down and fell asleep for the evening. He was then very aggressive with the intern we had drive him home at 7pm, he called the intern a string of racial slurs, none about the interns race, it was mostly focused on the Polish.
it was mostly focused on the Polish.
now that is my GOAT
Let’s be honest, that Beyonce tune sucked
It was a condition of Dick Cheney’s endorsement.
What were the other conditions?
Nothing. He just really likes Beyonce
good job!
In a typical day, how many hours did you actually work?
Followup question: what’s next for you after this adventure?
In terms of hours, I worked on that campaign every day I was there!
As for what’s next, I’m going to see about a book deal
were you every worried that you might win?
How did you get the job?
Combat
Is it true that Kamala avoided Dearborn because she was bullied too hard?
No, it’d because she’s afraid of satyrs and mistakenly believes they’re part deer. I can admit the intern who read that to her was amiss in that regard and was promptly removed from staff.
If this is foreign interference and support from ye British Canadian Starmerite-Trudeau alliance I guess I have nothing to worry about… how’s yer bosses feelin’ ?
