I’m literally a highly skilled laborer in an assembly job. Pay me like it

As long as it doesn’t remind you of Char Aznabel, cause it’s totally not

I’ve been baiting people into posting paragraphs of the good things they think Joe Biden did and then replying I don’t read the rhetoric of genocide collaborators. Do It at home. It fucking rules.

Anyone who votes for a president actively enabling a genocide is complicit in that genocide, and voting for a guy who promises the same is also being complicit. Compromise is one thing, perfect candidates don’t exist and libs suck and have shitty politics, but a line must be drawn as to what can be accepted in those margins and genocide surpasses it. Any sort of endorsement is complicity and anyone who does so should be treated as the collaborators they are.

Full stop anyone voting for either major party in this election should be viewed the same way you would view a nazi collaborator in the 40s. There is absolutely no excusing your way out of supporting a genocide. That means EVERYONE who does so, your friends, parents, whatever. Anyone who carries any drop of water for these people has chosen blood on their hands and should never ever be forgiven.

These people somehow haven’t noticed they already did 4 years of Trump and nothing really happened.

I always forget that’s The English Patient cause it’s a famous A plot that I’m eh on, but the Mandlebaum Odyssey is maybe my favorite bit from the whole show.

Telling Americans that voting for Biden counts as an endorsement of genocide and then getting a wall of text back and getting to reply thst whatever they said doesn’t change that fact has been…sad. But I will remember their names and what they said.

If a cop dog ever smells drugs on you, say whoever smelt it dealt it and the dog will be arrested for trafficking

I’d have to check who had writing credits if anyone in particular for the Florida episodes, maybe if it was mostly Larry Charles he could have gotten somewhere. It’s VERY well observed. The Pen and the #1 shirt are so fucking on point

I desperately want to make a sorta Coen brothers esque comedy about the Rovert Hanssen thing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

It was adapted in 2007 as Breach but that took it seriously. This story NEEDS to be done as a comedy.

If anyone is having a kid soon, consider the name Hugo. Feel like we’re running low on Hugoes. Maybe Rupert too.

Dude…I’m sure if the other person saw you posting this on a silly little internet forum for nerds…they’d think it’s cute as hell, cause it’s very cute.

Libs are coping and seething so much

Tell me more

Trenchant insight

Bon Mot

Edit: also why does only Tell Me More have quotation marks on that arcade machine? I hope someone got fired over that blunder

I really wish Seinfeld had gotten a Del Boca Vista spin off after the show. Get Frank and Estelle down there, lock. Stock. And barrel. And have them as well as Morty and Helen get into weird old people politics. That crew was exactly my grandparents growing up and my parents felt it like the main cast does cause the ages line up almost exactly. Morty and Helen are literally my grandparents on my mom’s side. Also watching my parents get grandparent habits gradually over the years has been well observed in those as well. Plus you’ve got the MANDLEBAUM’S

Disco Elysium is just a modern take in the My Dinner With Andre arcade game Martin played on The Simpsons

It’s a log weekend in Canada. The 1st is our 4th and also I guess there’s a ribfest, so it’s a slow weekend. I’ll probably just try adding some tarragon to the mustard dressing we already use because the recipe is pretty much exactly what you described with some negligible differences, basically just different wine, we don’t have dill on hand normally but I might grab some on the way in, it’s one of many herbs in my secret herb garden in the woods

Elementary school had us using tokens for math constantly and it made it way harder for me. Especially cause ‘showing our work’ meant basically drawing the lil tokens on paper that were either black or white I think black represented a minus and white represented a plus (on paper, they were red and yellow irl). So I ended out doing the equation different and then reverse engineering the method they wanted from me.

Okay, I’m not American, so I can’t pitch in. But itf she runs, American Hexbears, please please vote for Trump. It would be waaaaay too funny if she ran and lost against him again. If electoralism is pointless (and with these 2 being the candidates, it is), helping make something really funny happen and hurting Hilary Clinton’s feelings might be the best use of a ballot in a while.