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minus-squareCadenza@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-28 hours agoHow can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 hour agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·57 minutes agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·55 minutes agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·50 minutes agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.