porno magazines
large box of condoms
a bottle of Old Harper
panty shields
illegal fireworks
disposable enemaStaple gunBand-aids
Everyone! Please keep commenting! I’m getting some great ideas here!
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Obviously a partridge in a pear tree.
Peace of mind
Fancy Napkins!
- Not Wet!
My partner does this already. The number of times I’ve found “tush squish” is… I’ve lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
1 left sock
And much further down the list
1 right sock
That’s a delicious idea.
One might even say its sockulent
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problemYummy! 😋
1 quark (no pairs please)
Here you go
Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It’s getting stale in here.
Pretty much every day I get an update or two about how the James Webb telescope has kicked the legs out from under another one of cosmology’s sacred cows.
Great to know how wrong we’ve been, but now I’m waiting for updates saying we’ve figured out why.
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🥺
👉👈
“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
50 melons for grade school math problem
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
*mol
While not very humorous, some of the most useful permanent items on our shared shopping list include “That spice that ran out” and “That thing I was looking for the other day”. They’ve saved the day a few times over ten or so years.
This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.
1000 bottles of baby oil
Sean?
live bees
Deez nuts
Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.