Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there’s this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.
So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say “Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!” And sell it and get $$$.
Spitballing brand names:
Golden Eagle American Heritage Armory Reserve
Golden American Manly Eagle Reserve
With some shitty promotional code for additional Cawadoody War Crimes Points for their Colonialism Pass or something.
Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.
Maybe even some cringe about “The Emperor Protects” or whatever on it as a wink wink nudge for very clever cryptofash.
Liber-ale Tears
Mar-a-Lager
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I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.