SSTF@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 19 days agoanon finds a plotholelemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1231arrow-down111
arrow-up1220arrow-down1imageanon finds a plotholelemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 19 days agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up35·19 days agoSecond place is the first loser, as they say
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·19 days ago“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-218 days ago(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 days agoWhat if you’re the only one around?
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 days agoYou get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.
Second place is the first loser, as they say
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
If you’re not first, you’re last
What if you’re the only one around?
You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.