Thank you for purchasing an Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM

The Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM is an high tech extreme penile insufficiency compensation device. To keep it in prime condition please ensure that:

• Your Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM does not come in contact with liquids other than certified Elon Musk Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM Washing Fluid.
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In the event that liquids other than certified Elon Must Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM Washing Fluid come in contact with your Elon Must Last Resort Penis Extension ^TM the following procedure should be executed:

• Bend over
• Kiss your ass goodbye