Nah most of these are way too exotic for the whitest of white people. Plenty of them get scared by anything that’s not mild Cheddar or Colby Jack.
Source: used to work in a deli
maybe in America
Brits love cheese of many kinds
cracker frenchies too like duh
just cuz american palate is inherently childish and underdeveloped you can’t lump in the entire cheese enjoying anglosphere in with them
Our palates are not underdeveloped, we just understand the joys of life.
And the joysnof life consist of deep fried carbs and dying early, fuck your steak with cheese.
Unless you’re from the sout e*ros just eat undercooked meat with like zero seasoning as if your citizenship depends on it
We have a Korean hot dog place and it made me feel like Korea out-American’d us.
Wensleydale cheese on Christmas fruitcake is a Christmas tradition it is.
Honestly I prefer stilton
Wensleydale gromit?!!?
Customer: “WHY CAN"T I GET 'MURICAN CHEESE SLICED OFF OF A GIANT BLOCK!!!”
Me working at a grocery store: “Sir, American cheese is just oil, dairy whey powder, yellow food coloring and salt chilled into a gelatinous goop that’s pressed into plastic sheeting. If you want American cheese from its more natural form I’ll grab you a can of aerosol spray cheese on aisle 6.”
We actually had big blocks of American cheese you could get sliced. But it was such a massive pain. If you didn’t put paper between the slices, they’d just re-congeal…yum
yeah lol its a thing. or “government cheese” comes in 2-4 lb bricks too iirc
those are all good bad dunk
fuck off alaskaballs lemme eat my queso
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QUASO
Lol cheese and crackers
I do agree parmesan is the king of cheese. They made a cheese that’s exactly the same but without the origin brand shenanigans in Uruguay and argentina. It’s much cheaper to buy that one.
Vegetarians be like
hey not fair, they also eat a lot of eggs
Damn I should eat more cheese.
Calling parmigiano the ‘king of cheese’ is my true issue with this post. I’m already inspired to do a ten part video essay on why that’s not true and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
git a load of this fuck
Uh some of us also eat white flour thank you.
Now I really feel called out.
This is just about French people
When @UlyssesT@hexbear.net goes on hie famous rants about wine cave warriors he isn’t talking about the French, and neither am I
I mean, fuck French culture, especially the “auteuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur”
side of it, of course, but I am definitely talking about Napa Valley liberals most of the time that only happen to be utterly in awe of the aforementioned French fucks.
This is declaring an Italian cheese King of Cheese, pretty sure it’ll make the French bring out the
No Wallace and Gromit emojis? :(
Well clearly it’s because Wallace And Gromit is reactionary!
…this should make a good badpost tbh, someone get on it, stat!
Proud to admit I had no cheese today, so it’s with a heavy heart I must hand in my white card.
I mean, you could technically make one
Burratta - a type of toast can be made with it (breakfast)
Mozzarella - pizza (main course)
Brie - Butter brie sandwich (snack)
ricotta / marscapone - tiramisu (desert)
A chunk of those is just mushrooms growing in hard milk… so its like 33% fungi.
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