the whole third book is episode after episode of the MC having emotions and making the wrong decision, and then it’s contrasted with the american action dude that would have made the tough but correct decision

The enemy considers me the greatest threat. I have unlimited resources at my disposal. BRING ME MY DREAMED UP WAIFU. THEN BRING ME WINE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

“yeah this guy is very important” -the UN

may he be reborn as a salmon egg that hatches inside the large intestine of a bear

strong omni human needs a giant powerful murder weapon to “revenge kill” a tiny little bird and then brag about it online

tiny corn-eating bird uses only the claws and beak that nature gave him to rightfully defend himself agaist the humans that imprisoned him and his kin, knowing it’s a futile battle

it’ll be cool as hell when you can just remote hack your boss’s vr headset to show a fake avatar of you and your coworkers at your stations doing your work excellently, while in reality you’re all 500m away smoking syntheweed and singing karaoke, and the boss is alone in the building, and also the doors are barricaded, and the building is about to be demolished

NZ is mostly black to orange, good luck with your escape plan western bazillionaire oligarchs

look at that bridge, it’s so cute. looks like some rusted old steel truss bridge from a WWII movie. takes some guts to drive a train over a bridge that was ripe to be rebuilt 100 years ago

then xi looked straight at me

he said “i am sorry for what i have to do”

then hyperrealistic blood started flowing out of his suit pockets

-from the classic 2008 “i found a haunted xi vs putin cartridge at a garage sale” creepypasta

neat, this is based on the Mao statue on Orange Island in Changsha

mr bean mumbling, set to a bass boosted late 90s beat, played at .5 speed

if you line up 5 miles next to each other, it comes to 1700 yank tanks, or 122 strip malls. how many football fields you ask? the scientists are still calculating this.

screw this i’m going to lava world

retvrn to arthurian legend, except you’ll need to pull with your teeth a truck with [nation] painted on the side to be crowned president

me when i type an “edgy” joke (which just happens to reference CSA (for edgy reasons)):

me when someone criticizes my Homeland:

This person seems like they didn’t have any kind of soul or personality to lose, so they’re probably the perfect candidate for leaving their whole live up to a random text string generator

Pharoah (Druid)

Miles (Ranger)

Monk (Healer)

Sun Ra (Wizard)

Trane (Cleric)

Mingus (Barbarian)

this is like that Jack Packard song

The Lion King 1 begins with the monarchs explaining how they will eat the herbivores, the disgusting hyenas will get the scraps, and the herbivores just love the monarchs. Then a minor noble stages a coup and gets the hyenas to become rulers and the lions only figureheads. It is the story of a bourgeouis revolution

posted on september 12 even

I was born in England to Italian and Australian parents.

Since 2020, there has been a mood of dread and low morale for White English people in my age range (18-25 years old), as it is very clear that our own government hates us

wdym “us”? you’re an immigrant. most black british and asian british have more ties to england than you. why don’t you throw yourself out of the country. not that having multi-generation ties to a country you choose to live in matters or should matter, but if you’re anti-immigration while yourself being “mixed race” offspring of some catholic garlic eater and some gadaymayt from the southern hemisphere, you should be the first to stand on trial

jk, of course anti-immigration anti-immigrant has nothing to do with migration, because it’s just good old