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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
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    The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he’d be frowning and smashing his controller

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      I don’t think anyone playing any game has that expression on their face while playing.

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        Nintendo Australia has captured the face when playing perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJODMsYbkc

        The silent pain of existence.

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          The real TotK experience is spending 10 minutes creating an overcomplicated vehicle with the slightly fiddly controls, before accidentally hitting it and watching it zoom off into the distance…

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            I’m almost asleep and was trying real hard to understand the real TikTok experience…

            Good night

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        You have never seen someone play Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley have you?

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