Uhh, let me sit here (the cuck chair)

Michelle and I saw you from across the convention floor and totally digged your vibe.

I had no idea my bisexuality was looking so ethereal

I would so watch a Cowboy Bebop-like series about the Obamas being swingers who keep nearly finding love but are denied again and again by comedic pileups of ironic twists and wild coincidences

Paul, if we don’t fuck you… Melania will. Do you think Donald and Melania are better swingers than us? Let me be clear, we are vibing harder than Donald ever could.

Rather get that then their money please spam messages

Can I do MD?