• ceiphas@lemmy.world
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    Because for the standard conservative there are only two genders, Penis and Baby-Machine

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        3 months ago

        Also fun fact: those aren’t mutually exclusive either! One can be both a baby machine and a dick!

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        Also sheds light on their fixation on penises as well. The whole ‘buying a big truck to make up for smol pp’ is a very conservative tradition

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      3 months ago

      I was in a Bluegrass duo called Penis & Baby Machine. We were wildly popular in the Appalachians until someone leaked to the press that we weren’t blood related.

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          Nope, never happened! And if it did, it wasn’t based on a true story! hides big dollar sign sack of hush money with a tag that says "smooches from Vansey xoxo