1.Blue Maga
2.Neo nazi who doesnt like Trumps Zionism
3.Actual Leftist
4.other
“Known to the FBI”
Free space.
russiagate blueanon guy who genuinely believed the “trump is the singular threat to democracy” pitch and actually took it to the logical conclusion
UlyssesT
Damn. Gone but not forgotten. I guess they couldn’t handle Kissenger’s death well.
Someone with incoherent politics who is surrounded by libs constantly bleating about how dangerous Trump is, with some need for being important but is low status.
Please be something related to the moonies, that’d be so damn funny.
Would be even funnier if it was SGI or some Japanese mappo cult.
The real target was the MAGA guy who got drilled, trump was collateral damage.
jetski deal gone bad
Ukrainian who doesn’t want Trump to get in and end support for the war / NATO
Q-Anon weirdo
Completely unaffiliated guy who’s mad about Epstein
Guy Trump owes money to
Guy who’s mad about Trump cheating at golf
Actually DirtOwl
Guy that lost his life savings by investing in bump stocks right before the ban
Guy who’s mad about Trump inventing the covid vaccine
Guy who’s suspiciously close to someone in a high level government or fortune 500 job
Boat owner
Nah, The shooter was on a rooftop, Dirt Owl would have tunnelled up under him.
guy who invested in the iraqi dinar after trump told him to 6 years ago
Q-Anon weirdo
“That’s not the REAL Donald Trump, if we let that one stay around the real one cannot resurface”
We must bring about the return of the Occluded Wetboy
A radical anti-porn activist, upset at his affair with Stormy Daniels, who was completely juiced up on a 93-day nofap streak.
That or a YIMBY who felt betrayed that a developer president never deregulated zoning via executive order.
I’m hoping its something really silly. Like, something clearly not mental illness, but Scientology or something.
Falun Gong practitioner
deleted by creator
The Unification Church trains their own assassin to do a hit on Yamagami but accidentally deploys him 6500 miles away
reiki practitioner with pretendian characteristics
lolbertarian or slava ukraini guy
Azov Battalion soldier
It was all a rouse!
Somehow Will was missing and the episode came out early. Would be kinda funny though.
Accelerationist that wants to kickstart the second civil war
Define “actual leftist” since being the only actual leftist alive it can’t be that.
But my guess is that he outwardly identified as one.Hey Mods, could y’all make a few one true leftist badge Emojis. If y’all have time (I know I do but I’m not good at art and don’t have a computer capable of doing such things 👉👈)
