I mean, come on, man… (No Norn Iron, let alone republic of Ireland, ‘Irish’-Americans are too annoying)
T’was not until the early 19th century when yer dialects and identity were separated…
girthright
Tell me this gammon has no bond to the average American, huh!
This is how I envisioned Winston Churchill was reacting when Stalin and FDR were joking about executing Nazi officers
Aye, but would he accept FDR’s people back into Britain? That is the question…
Nazi soldiers obv. , if he had the choice…
Birthright trips
But my ancestors were from East Germany
You will like the English weather and food…
This will be your brumaire to the Saxon migration to England!
I got Polish ancestry, so that will really sting 'em twice over.
And that’s the beauty of it…
Yeah I’m also swimming with Polish genes. I really don’t wanna have to learn all those words made of like 11 consonants in a row. I already know kurwa and bobr, which I believe are the only important words.
New task:
pronounce the following
“tylko jedno w glow- -ie mam”… if done well, you will gain new Polish citizenship…
Alright boys, let’s start evicting Englishmen
Lesgo!
Americans are absolutely forbidden from becoming Irish. Also don’t call Northern Ireland British
Americans are absolutely forbidden from becoming Irish.
Also don’t call Northern Ireland British
I mean, I can do a whataboutism and say you contradicted yourself, since the first one implies that Ireland is part of that Britain
But I understand your concern… considering the annoying amount of Americans that call themselves Irish
Want me to just say British isles, and remove Norn Iron…?
whataboutism 
BTW, happy cake day… why is it early? Today is June 17th yet cake day is at 18th
Uhhh yeah I don’t know what’s up with that
Oh no b’rer fox, please don’t send me to the island where the sun doesn’t hurt and it never gets above 80F
Every time I walk outside and the sunlight hits my skin I’m reminded of the sins of my ancestors who never should’ve come this far south. One look at me and it’s obvious I evolved to live on a cold damp island where vitamin D is hard to come by
I am terrified by the idea of yanks LARPing as Welsh like they do Irish. My countrymen’ve been through enough shit, we don’t need some cracker mangling Welsh as they try to act like they’ve got some blood quantum right to our culture (and by culture I mean whatever shitty stereotypes about us they gleaned from the TV).
Do they even know what a Welshman is?
Most people’s understanding of Wales is sheep fucking jokes I think
I don’t know, but I’m worried they’ll find out.
Why stop at the brits ? Send them back to Spain, Germany, France, etc… Imagine the big week of silence on Hexbear because 90 percent of its user base is too busy migrating 🤣
Well, I mean, most of Anglophone media would do the same, I guess…
More protestants in Norlin Airlann 👏👏👏
All to stop the Cathlics, who feed us with Babylon’s pancakes on the altar…
Srsly
Do you speak Ullans? lmao
I have no idea if theres any significant Cornish immigration history to the US but the concept of Cornish Americans in particular tickles me, and also the language is critically endangered so it would be good to boost it in whatever ways possible.
Cornish language-speakers? Their existence is based on the contrast against the imperial British one…
Uncritical support for their national liberation!
Uncritical support for their national liberation!
The Cornish languages speakers can take turns having each government job, though some of them will need to double up since there aren’t enough to fill every office otherwise.
Me trying to
the destination for my repatriation ticketcome on, man
