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SuperBobby@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I lied

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I lied

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SuperBobby@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
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    Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

    • EROLoLICON@kbin.social
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      And that’s not the only thing we’re going to expand. 😉

      • ShadyGrove@lemmy.world
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        Getting into c++ as well then?

        • zib@kbin.social
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          Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets 😏

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      Same, I’ve gotten a little bit rusty

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    I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

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    Core Dumped

  • GNUmer@sopuli.xyz
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    How about both?

    • ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social
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      It’s really hard to code while fucking.

      • Eavolution@kbin.social
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        Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

        • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
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          And burn your partner’s back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?

          • sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org
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            don’t kink shame

          • Jannis@feddit.de
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            That’s why you use a MacBook with ARM.

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    How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

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    It seems a good way to learn.

  • KMohZaid@lemmy.ca
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    Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

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    Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

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      Oh you’ll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        deleted by creator

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    wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

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      • vanZuider@feddit.de
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        I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

        Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

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