• huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                6 months ago

                what do mcdonalds burgers look like in the west? cos you know here in eastern europe everything has that blueish eastern european color, right? so the burgers look pale and colorless. but i’m assuming they look normal and you know, like food in the west.

                • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                  6 months ago

                  They’re all big, yuge, and stuffed full of so much freedom and democracy that every time you take a bite, red-white-blue rays of light shoot out of your mouth as the national anthem plays in your soul while you chew.

                  They’re so nutritional and filling that you’ll get all your needed nutrients and vitamins your body’s starving for, like ketchup and electrolytes, that’s what plants crave!

                  Every time you have a REAL PATRIOTS burger you gain more muscle mass and move closer to becoming the modern Adonis you could become, for only a small micro-payment installment plan of 100 payments of 29.99 per burger.

                  BECOME A REAL AMERICAN TODAY!

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      6 months ago

      I can’t remember if I cried
      When I read about his widowed bride
      But something touched me deep inside
      The day the refill died

    • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      I’d easily bet on balkanization within 25 years. Certainly inevitable before 2075. All it will take is one Katrina level disaster with people not having access to food and water. Texas snowstorm and COVID were very early previews of what it will look like. Replace the looting for toilet paper with real militias hijacking national guard trucks carrying food.

      Realisticaly maybe even under 15 years given 99% chance the current climate trend will continue to worsen.