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Ready! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

The taste of water

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The taste of water

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Ready! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Naja Kaouthia@lemmy.world
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    Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

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      It also tastes like TV static

      • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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        My buddy once bought a few cans of Space Coke for us to try. I told him it tasted like TV static. He said “well technically, TV static is interference from space, so it literally tastes like space”.

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      Instructions unclear; foot stuck in mouth

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        Just like me on a date!

        Heyyoooo!

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          Ooh! Self burn, those are rare!

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            May my self immolation warm your heart.

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      You mean when your foot wakes up?

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      I love the raspberry & lime foot falling asleep

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