• TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    Every restaurant in China has a CCP commissar standing next to the host, if you’re late they make sure to personally inform Xi, and if the host doesn’t have a table ready for you they’re summarily executed and the most senior waiter becomes the host

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      You left out the part about how they’re executed. President Xi sends them to Glorious Leader Kim, who makes them stand on the train tracks to wait for when all the slaves pull the train over them because they haven’t invented coal yet.