putin snuck into my house and put shit in my pants

actually, i lied. it really is putin doing this. the only reason i am a communist on the internet is because vladimir putin sent me this letter. i hold absolutely 0 ideological conviction to communism. communism can only be believed in because of either propaganda or bribery

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