tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourmessage-squaremessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1134arrow-down1message-squareYou're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavourtombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebooty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoi honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agotakes a sip immediately shits pants
minus-squaresir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoLike that South Park where the guy eats gluten
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
Like that South Park where the guy eats gluten