If you want a vision of the future, just imagine the combination pizza hut taco bell song playing in your head.

Forever.

You should enjoy the Gorbachev special. Which is gorging yourself on the all you can eat buffet until the pizza sauce begins to seep out from the top of your scalp.

Are you seriously? A city famous for its pizza and empanadas and you are in the chain restaurants? At least visit a local chain, like Kentucky. Pin-pon on corrientes Street is also very good.