Untrue. My partner and I are both raccoons.
But I don’t own a dishwasher… 😰
Then are you a sink piler or wash-as-you-goer :)
I have a dishwasher and somehow I’m both a sink piler and a Scandinavian architect
Edit: can’t type for shit
At least you’re not a side table stacker like me shrug
My wife does this… she always wins too because I just cant leave dishes around and I think she knows it. But thats ok!
I wish I had more upvotes. I love this one!
I am both. So is my partner.
We have ADHD.
On the plus side, neither of us judges the other if we come across a task poorly done.
I’m either depending on my mood.
I find that if the racoon people are tasked with unloading the dishwasher on a regular basis they slowly but surely learn why we don’t set glasses face up or tupperware in with lid firmly sealed. I do step in to check that the sprayer arms aren’t blocked though as that is a one and done for the motor.
Isn’t the arm usually not turned by motor but rather by water pressure?
Oh, is it? We had one break that way when I was a kid (in the 80s) and I was told it was the motor. I haven’t looked into it since. We just used the dishwasher as a dish cupboard after that and had to hand wash until that house was sold. Lol.
Yep for this very reason.
And both people think they’re the first one.
Which is why she’s not allowed to touch the dishwasher.
I don’t think “stacking” is the appropriate verb for how the high-on-meth raccoon types do it.
“Shove”, maybe “pile”, possibly “throw”.
I think some need to see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ymh8o6GI_g
I have never felt more vindicated or called out before.
Bloody hell, that was cathartic.
Thanks, you’ve brightened my day!
How lucky are you to live in a house where somebody other than you does the dishes.
You may not feel that way if you’re the Scandinavian architect
I live with raccoons.
confirmed, I am the racoon
That poses the question, which one are you, Coley? Because you don’t look like a Scandinavian architect to me…
Gotta go fast.
Dishwasher full, dishes clean, task successful.