The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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        9 months ago

        It has six settings:

        1. Turn people into Jews
        2. Turn people into communists (label is often changed with 1 as a prank but nobody notices the difference)
        3. Turn people transgender
        4. Make people stop saying slurs
        5. Havana syndrome
        6. ALL OF THE ABOVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA