The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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      9 months ago

      It has six settings:

      1. Turn people into Jews
      2. Turn people into communists (label is often changed with 1 as a prank but nobody notices the difference)
      3. Turn people transgender
      4. Make people stop saying slurs
      5. Havana syndrome
      6. ALL OF THE ABOVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA