You can’t judge a person by one of the rapes they committed, just think of how many he’s raped who aren’t coming forward to seek some fraction of the justice they are owed. Can we please get back to focusing on the important things like what the melting lawyer said was on that laptop from the blind technician who recognized the president’s son by voice?

Now, I’d love to stay and chat with you some more but these hamberders are getting cold (he prefers them lukewarm) and a pillow salesman has some important intel to share on Venezuelan ghosts that hack voting machines.