noone has that many bears

bottle it

If you have a secret to getting that many upbears then why are you asking us for more of them before you reveal it? Why not just use your secret method to get more upbears yourself, and then tell us?

Okay I upbeared and removed my bear 395 times that’s 420 upbears, you didn’t say they have to be unique :beanis-smug:

I will withhold my upbear until I receive 1/420th of your secrets for getting upbears, at which point I will render payment of one (1) upbear to /u/comrade_pibb on this post at my earliest convenience not to exceed thirty (30) days after receipt of fractional secrets.

You may agree to this binding contract by replying to this comment with 1/420th of your aforementioned secrets.