Yes, this person’s original post is sarcasm. Please don’t take it seriously, it’s just a really stupid joke. Thanks.

Is it my fault that I’m flat? Blame my mother 😭
I’m evil for having a modest chest…that sure wasn’t on my bingo card for this year 😂
I’m evil, you can see it from my chest ig 😭

      • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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        2 days ago

        I mean, small breasts look much more cute and aesthetically pleasing. Big ones tend to look messy without bra support. Plus, as far as i’ve heard, they’re hella uncomfortable. Venus figurine might’ve looked sexy back in the neolithic period, but in post-food-scarcity society i do believe it’s more sexy to be petite

        • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
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          2 days ago

          The key word here is petite. For someone who’s 5’11", that’s so desperately out of reach it makes me wanna cry. But don’t worry, it only makes me depressed…five days of the week out of seven 😭

          Skinny and petite aren’t the same. I am skinny. Everyone tells me. My proportions and my various pics prove that. Still…being petite is fucking goals to me. And so, so unreachable 😔

          • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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            2 days ago

            “petite” is a broad and subjective term. You seem to use it as a term for some kind of unrealistic beauty standard. All i can say is that unless you’re willing to heavily impair your health for the sake of looks (which… just don’t), you won’t ever look like them t-girls from highly sexualized drawings. Even when you reach the same proportions, it still won’t be the same. Realistically-speaking, you look petite to me. Petite and healthy, which is much better than just petite. You gotta separate reality from idealized fantasies fam.

            • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
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              2 days ago

              I guess you’re right. I guess I just still keep on hoping…that HRT makes me at least…nice? But…probably not. I didn’t start early and I’m not lucky. I guess it’s time to give up…

              Also side note, please don’t fam me. I really don’t like that.

              • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                3·
                1 day ago

                please don’t fam me

                Apologies, I’m a bit autistic, and i do suffer a bit with communicating my emotions in appropriate ways.

                I guess you’re right. I guess I just still keep on hoping…that HRT makes me at least…nice?

                I don’t think you gotta give up your goals just because someone on the internet called them unrealistic. On the other hand, my personal stance on my body is that if i’m not happy with it with the effort i’m applying as-is, i won’t ever be happy with it. “Enjoy the process” is my motto in other words. After all, if you don’t consider yourself pretty, someone else is. In my, a random person’s, opinion you’re pretty

                  • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                    1·
                    1 day ago

                    I can imagine. But i’m curious, what’s so bad about “fam”? AFAIK it’s a gender-neutral substitute for “bro” or “sis”? Is it used ironically and has a patronizing/demeaning subtext? My bad if so, but I’m very confused rn.

                    Sorry for devolving a joke comment into… this… Guess I’m too tense even when i don’t intend to.