Yes, this person’s original post is sarcasm. Please don’t take it seriously, it’s just a really stupid joke. Thanks.

Is it my fault that I’m flat? Blame my mother 😭
I’m evil for having a modest chest…that sure wasn’t on my bingo card for this year 😂
I’m evil, you can see it from my chest ig 😭

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    3·
    18 hours ago

    Um, there are boobie gods.

    I’m reminded of Ubertino in The Name of the Rose (The 1986 film) pointing to Mary, and saying (in Latin) Beautiful are the breasts that protrude just a little.

    The Abrahamic faiths have been stripped mostly of its feminine aspects. Its god even had a consort, Asherah who’d been stripped from the mythology before it was assembled into the collected work. IIRC, Asherah got really popular with the people before El’s priests assembled a riot, burned down her temples and slaughtered her priests.

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    14·
    1 day ago

    If a girl was AMAB and takes E for years and steadily grows some honkers, is she progressively getting less evil? I mean, they’re natural honkers as God intended so

        • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
          6·
          1 day ago

          I mean, small breasts look much more cute and aesthetically pleasing. Big ones tend to look messy without bra support. Plus, as far as i’ve heard, they’re hella uncomfortable. Venus figurine might’ve looked sexy back in the neolithic period, but in post-food-scarcity society i do believe it’s more sexy to be petite

          • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
            3·
            1 day ago

            The key word here is petite. For someone who’s 5’11", that’s so desperately out of reach it makes me wanna cry. But don’t worry, it only makes me depressed…five days of the week out of seven 😭

            Skinny and petite aren’t the same. I am skinny. Everyone tells me. My proportions and my various pics prove that. Still…being petite is fucking goals to me. And so, so unreachable 😔

            • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
              5·
              1 day ago

              “petite” is a broad and subjective term. You seem to use it as a term for some kind of unrealistic beauty standard. All i can say is that unless you’re willing to heavily impair your health for the sake of looks (which… just don’t), you won’t ever look like them t-girls from highly sexualized drawings. Even when you reach the same proportions, it still won’t be the same. Realistically-speaking, you look petite to me. Petite and healthy, which is much better than just petite. You gotta separate reality from idealized fantasies fam.

              • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
                1·
                1 day ago

                I guess you’re right. I guess I just still keep on hoping…that HRT makes me at least…nice? But…probably not. I didn’t start early and I’m not lucky. I guess it’s time to give up…

                Also side note, please don’t fam me. I really don’t like that.

                • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                  3·
                  1 day ago

                  please don’t fam me

                  Apologies, I’m a bit autistic, and i do suffer a bit with communicating my emotions in appropriate ways.

                  I guess you’re right. I guess I just still keep on hoping…that HRT makes me at least…nice?

                  I don’t think you gotta give up your goals just because someone on the internet called them unrealistic. On the other hand, my personal stance on my body is that if i’m not happy with it with the effort i’m applying as-is, i won’t ever be happy with it. “Enjoy the process” is my motto in other words. After all, if you don’t consider yourself pretty, someone else is. In my, a random person’s, opinion you’re pretty

  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    4·
    1 day ago

    So is THAT why my partner’s breasts turned into as she calls them quote, “Sad deflated tube socks half filled with sand” after she had her bariatric surgery and lost all the weight? Here we thought it was just rapidly losing like 200 something pounds in a few months.

    The universe knew she was always meant to be EVIL!

      • fonix232@fedia.io
        12·
        2 days ago

        Look, if God wanted to talk to you, he would’ve given you yuuuuuge bazongas.

        But be real, do you really wanna talk to an omnipotent, omniscient, narcissistic genocidal maniac who regularly demands absolute conviction then rewards it with hardships you have to overcome to earn his “love”?

    • Cethin@lemmy.zipEnglish
      1·
      4 hours ago

      I’ve read a lot of the Dune series and I don’t recall this, but I also don’t know that it isn’t in there somewhere. The series has some weird shit. Lol. One of the latter books spends way too long with a woman following a man while they’re climbing a wall, and the whole time talking about her orgasming from it. This is not hyperbole.

  • Titanna@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    3·
    1 day ago

    By that… only atheists are against some specific god, but Big Boob and Smol Breast girlies can be devoted to any god. Time to slap my boobs into plate of Spaghetti! 🍝.