Do taglines have to be a comment made on hexbear?
What, no “woke”? Update your insults, Ted, none of those have relevant for like 20 years.
Honestly pinko caught me off guard lol
I’ve been trying to work it into my rotation
I mean, it is a Cold War relic… but I’m pretty used to being called a pinko, 'cause my dad’s still stuck in the Cold War. So it never really strikes me as that odd to be called one.
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Ted didn’t you hear
Report for your mandatory feminization at the closest Chik Fil A
put on the thigh-highs and cat ears, Ted, this wasn’t a request.Why do we always give them cat ears? I’ve just sent a request over to corporate for funding for teddy bear and puppy ears. Someone should ask about bunny ears, too.
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Those are all good options I’m just basic like that
I would like the puppy ears please!
I was just about to ask about bunny ears, I feel so heard
Comrade, this is Texas, forced feminization will happen at Whataburger.
Edit, changed gendered language to gender-neutral to match users pronouns
I find it funny some people still talk about tofu like its some brand new invention designed to make people woke
Tofu was invented in the same Wuhan Liberal Democrat lab they made COVID in!!! /j
Not even latte-sipping? The left has fallen.
Yelling this into the wind on top of Brokeback Mountain in assless chaps and a cowboy hat right now.
Technically all chaps are assless, otherwise they would be pants.
no, this should be a tagline
speak for yourself tedbert.
who else is commemorating this victory with a boob job
Im commemorating this with some titty skittles :3
Ooh, home grown, nice! Wishing you minimal sensitivity and that you get the size you’re hoping for!
(Personally, I wish I could shrink mine. Don’t want to totally yeet the titties, and don’t want it badly enough to fight everyone I’d have to fight to get that arranged, but gosh I wish they weren’t so big. Mine aren’t even that bad, I just personally don’t like them this big.)
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I dont have a specific size im hoping for, just spinning the genetic lottery and whatever it spits out i’ll be satisfied with :3
We have not suddenly become a bunch of tofu-eating, gun-banning, tutu-wearing pinko commie liberals. That ain’t us. Texas is still Texas.
Now its eligible as a tagline. You’re welcome
Wow thank you
