I would buy this if it were real. I think I could finally get my best friend to play.
A campaign setting based on a fantasy-skewed View Askewniverse would be fun as hell.
We technically got a View Askew high fantasy movie, in Dogma.
I thought all View Askew was high fantasy.
Someone sick an AI on this immediately!
Roll your own? There’s plenty of stuff out there to get ideas from. I’d suggest reading the Poison Elves comics to start. Just know the creator died with it being on cliffhanger, so, there’s that. I am honestly surprised his estate hasn’t licensed the setting.
I’m not even supposed to be adventuring today!
37 potions? Try not to drink any potions on the way to the parking lot!
I’d love to be silent Bob. “I nod aggressively”
You’d have to go on a long eloquent monologue about your current situation and how to resolve it leading up to the climax of every session, though.
If the money doesn’t show, you owe me, owe me, owe.
🎶 My jungle loooove, O-E-O-E-O 🎶
My jungle love
Roll for initiative to attack the Easter Bunny.
Bardic Inspiration: “MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERZERCKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK, BERZERCKER!”
A group of rangers seek your assistance in liberating some animals from a hidden facility where they’re being used as test subjects for new spells.
Roll for perception.