• kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    “Fair enough. I’ll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!”

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      10 months ago

      If I’m ordering delivery I’m probably not in the greatest place either, but I’m not heartless.

      “I’m sorry to hear you’re having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I’ll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?”