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"no" banana@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Pregnancy

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • YaxPasaj
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    “My arms are too long…”

    • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The arms naturally lengthen during pregnancy so one can reach in and remove the child during the birthing

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      That episode was amazing! Great reference.

      For those out of the loop. This is a reference (I believe) one of the new doctor who specials with David Tennant and Catherine Tate.

      • Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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        that whole episode was just creepy.

      • YaxPasaj
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        Yeah, it’s an amazing special episode. Loved the tension on this one.

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s the knees, how many knees?

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Now the baby can walk with its exoskeleton.

    • jayemar@lemm.ee
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      Krang from TMNT

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

  • hemmes@lemmy.world
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    Is this…not…how it is?

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      No. The baby is usually facing down and is much smaller than that. Also, most women don’t have elastigirl arms.

      • Clutch@lemmy.world
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        Most.

        • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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          When I was a kid, my mom was usually pretty laid back. But, if we were being smart asses, I’m pretty sure she could have reached us from halfway across the room.

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        Most babies turn head down in the last few weeks- a typical pregnancy lasts 40 weeks. At 30 weeks like in the picture the baby would probably still be in a head up position.

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          So the prangent sex is not dangerops then? It won’t hurt baby top of his head?

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        Yes, but this clearly depicts the baby straight up chillin’ waiting for somebody to load up his right arm with a beer. So…

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      do legs usually go pregnate?

      • hemmes@lemmy.world
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        …yes?

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        Where do you think baby legs come from?

    • tegs_terry@feddit.uk
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      How are babby formed?

      • seanziepples@lemmy.world
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        they need to do way instain mother

        • klemptor@startrek.website
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          who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

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    Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Why is her left arm too fucking long?

    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      Because this is chris (simpsons artist)

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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        I don’t get the reference.

        • klemptor@startrek.website
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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_(Simpsons_artist)?wprov=sfla1

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      Why is the baby pregnant?

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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        Because it’s opposite day.

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    What the heck…

  • Jilanico@lemmy.world
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    Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3

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    What is the name of the book?

    • Creazle@lemmy.world
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      The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

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    If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

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      Assuming babies are natural

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        and real

  • Lev_Astov@lemmy.world
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    I didn’t know Chris (Simpsons artist) had a book and now I need it.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    I hate this.

  • magnetosphere@kbin.social
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    “So… if I give my kid this book, it explains all the awkward stuff, and I can avoid The Talk? Eh, good enough. I’ll take it.”

  • Axiochus@lemmy.world
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    The Simpsons have come a long way.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Skinwalker

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