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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Wait until they get to pineapples...

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Wait until they get to pineapples...

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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.

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      Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.

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        Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.

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          Slow clap

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        Yeah but only in Poland

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          Agnese in Latvia, and I’m pretty certain there’s variations of the same name used elsewhere too

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            I’ve got a Hungarian relative named Agnes, she’s in her 60s.

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      I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They’re in their mid 60s iirc.

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        I bet they did bdsm

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          *do

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          Yes they are

          Edit: I’m disagreeing with the username, sorry for any confusion

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      lol what? It’s a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.

      Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.

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        I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.

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      Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.

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      Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)

      But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I’d like and I’ve never heard the french version elsewhere.

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        Agnu

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          Anus

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          Aroooo

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          Bless you

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      And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it’s not happening.

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      It’s amazing what toxic assholes say to try to “prove” that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.

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        Wat

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