Fucking gross

  • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Growing up, my moms reason for not letting us read the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons. I thought it was a weird reason, but I get it now as an adult.

    I now have a neighbor that decorates every year with an inflatable Santa wearing a camouflage uniform and holding a gun. doomjak

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons.

      what the fuck this is a thing in the Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe (which I avoided as a kid just because I thought it was lame lmao)???

      • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]@hexbear.net
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        6 months ago

        Yeah. It’s a Christian book so there’s a scene where they celebrate Christmas. Santa himself shows up to give the children presents. The toddler gets a health potion and the rest of the kids get swords and axes and bows etc. To help them fight heathens or whatever.