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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

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Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.

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    Is plasma just an orgy?

    • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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      clearly yes

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      More of a blender factory jumbo jet crash site

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    Negative.

  • Open World@lemmy.world
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    Nah, they have other electrons to spin around with. Unless we’re talking about hydrogen.

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    Deuterium

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    It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles

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    Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

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    Electrons are cucks that want to be cucks

  • HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works
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    They’re getting one-night stand action with photons though. Bohr caught them in action

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    Electrons are fine. They are in a band somewhere filling holes.

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    If I recall correctly, electrons in s orbitals have a nonzero probability of being observed inside the nucleus. So I guess they would be less lonely?

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