These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget… inside their bodies.

  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    I can’t wait for when medical implants require a subscription so that I can routinely pay to live a normal life!

    /s because it seems like it’s still needed even if it feels obvious

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          7 months ago

          Hey now, dontcha know they mark up prices if you pay with insurance? It’s how the drug companies get even more money!

          If you quit your job, the medication might actually be only $4k!

          /s

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            7 months ago

            Actually, no joke, most drug companies will happily give you coupons or even free meds. They already got everything they can out of your insurance, they’ll happily bump that $700 out of pocket cost to $10.

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      7 months ago

      I like to live dangerously and leave my /s’ at home.

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      7 months ago

      As an amputee believe that would still be an amazing improvement

      solely for me as an american tho with kick ass medicaid they do anything for us

      my austrian made leg is more engineered than my car and dont even ask me about the one made in Cali

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      7 months ago

      Would you be interested in our new DLC which can reduce the side effects of our medical implant by %90?