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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
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    That and NMRI is a pain to say

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      NMRI always sounds like a tax form your going to have to deal with.

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        Nmri sounds like a new antidepressant

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          “Do not take if you are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or you are allergic to NMRI’s”

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            Side effects may include third nipples, club foot syndrome, blindness, and death.

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        Fun fact: if you itemize your medical expenses, it’s that too.

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