“Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism.” - J. V. Stalin
“Women hold up half of the sky.” - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)
“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong
“Socialism or barbarism.” - K. Kautsky
“Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited.” - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.
“Who has been saved by the United States?” - Fidel Castro
“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.” - Dr. K. Marx
But i also like more jokey ones ;
“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere
“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin
“Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.” - unknown
“If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.” - unknown
“It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” - unknown
Bitch, you are a serf. We’re in- we’re in fucking 1320, motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace.
whats the origin of this one
It’s a funny rant by Brace Belden on the TrueAnon podcast. He’s trying to get across how far away from an actual socialist revolution our society is.
It’s a copypasta
You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
What episode is this from?
“It takes a good guy with a state to stop a bad guy with a state”
-Lenin, State and Revolution
“Mom said it’s my turn on the state apparatus” - V. I. Lenin
Stalin vs. Trotsky, the baby years
I posted this one on Facebook once and it got flagged as misinformation
Technically correct, the worst kind of correct.
Please pick up your dysynformatziya check at 112 Red Square, Moscow
lmfao
lmao a long time ago I drunkenly summed up state and rev as “the only thing that can stop a bad class with a state is a good class with a state”
Every cancer is a homicide, every boss better run and hide - :boots-riley:
What was the :citations-needed: quote about the atomic unit of propaganda?
Something about how it is emphasis, not content, I believe.
God will not forgive us if we fail. - Leonid Brezhnev
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!
[Khrushchev, interjecting] …And then he planted the flag in Hitler’s bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.
[Zhukov] …It was Goebbels’s bunker, not Hitler’s!
[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!
Truly a warrior poet. Chafing sucks.
:jesse-wtf:
I had same reaction until I realized it’s from death of Stalin. Still kind of a random quote though
The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.
based
“'Where is imperialism?” Look at your plates when you eat. These imported grains of rice, corn, and millet – that is imperialism.”
Thomas Sankara.
“‘Who, except hopeless bureaucrats, can rely on written documents alone? Who, except archive rats, does not understand that a party and its leaders must be tested primarily by their deeds . . . Lenin taught us to test revolutionary parties, trends and leaders not by their declarations and resolutions, but by their deeds.’”
Stalin.
we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror
- @wombat
This one gets an audible laugh from me every time
“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen” – Lenin.
mfw this week was -100 years
I want to get off these weeks’ wild ride. :doomer:
all oppressed people have a right to violence - Lizzy Borden
The fact that you are free is not your achievement, but rather a failure on our side.
Not communist per se, but I like this quote which I think is from Lula:
Those in power can kill one, two, or three roses, but they will never be able to stop the coming of spring
Oh and the Chad from that vice documentary:
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would’ve shot everybody here.
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
-Julius Nyerere
