UlyssesT: I’m going off the grid where I’ll have plenty of room to bury things, and I’ll have need of mulch.
Henry Kissinger, moments later: dies.
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He self-banned to go spend time touching grass with his real-world friends
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He said he was going to
to go to a farm upstate. Less than 12 hours later, Kissinger was dead. I think UlyssesT got him with the KGB erudite vocabulary gun. One squeeze of the trigger, and a whisper that sounds like “helpmeet waifu” emanates from the barrel, and bam! Target destroyed. Fans of problematic media are in grave danger should they continue to defend their treats.deleted by creator
God I wish that were me.
non. he’s just logging off for a while to do cool things https://hexbear.net/post/1207009
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did you intentionally add the extra o or was it just an accident of typing like :ooo because either way
it should be standard for all future uses of 
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serendipity - i dunno why it is so funny to me but I’m sitting here still smirking because I can hear it in my head and it sounds exactly like the first millisecond of the scream of agony from the video of the grape stomp news reporter falling
oI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
What happens if BeatnikThespian returns?
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is posting’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.
Do not put that sort of evil on our heads!
UlyssesT, consider doing this a few hundred times. He deserves it.
