Striker@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 年前Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square212linkfedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down144
arrow-up1683arrow-down1imageJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square212linkfedilink
minus-squareOurTragicUniverse@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·2 年前Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down2·2 年前Only if he said stuff like “Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
minus-squareDarkMessiah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 年前Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty. “You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!” At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
No, but at least he wouldn’t be an idiot
…Yes