What’s the best way to start a sex cult? Asking for a friend.

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and heils like a Nazi, it’s a Nazi.

Musk can’t fade into obscurity fast enough.

We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers

9-5? More like 8-5 at a minimum wherever I’ve been at.

Sudo Apt-get install gun-control

What’s this about the Deep State?

So much for, “Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”

You’d think with all that plastic surgery he’d look better.

Charge your phone ffs

Thong

Crazy Frog 🐸

Also the collars aren’t immune to simple brute force attacks. A careful angle grinder can nullify it. Do that to the entire security team and now there’s a new warlord in town.

I don’t care if this rumor isn’t true, it’s head cannon for me.

We already have a king. Burger King. 🍔 👑

There is no other room for royalty in this country lol

And beyond?

Like, a Mecha-Trump? Please no, it was difficult enough to defeat Mecha-Hitler in Wolfenstein, much less a Trump variant.

Men just living in the moment, not a phone in sight.

You won’t learn how to be this swole… from a Jedi.

That’s why the billionaires want shock collars on their security squads.

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!