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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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What if instead of Election Day it was Erection Day and it was just a day for boners

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What if instead of Election Day it was Erection Day and it was just a day for boners

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Boner’s Trick

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    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Botch isn’t even antiquated! People use it all the time!

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      I would have argued with Alex over that one.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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      What if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?

      • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Could we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?

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      that sounds dangerously productive

    • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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      If we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.

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    why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?

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      my place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it’s a little awkward for everyone else

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        voyeuristic democracy

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          watering the tree of liberty

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Please stop laughing at Joker’s boner.

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      joker-troll

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      (I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of “Joker’s Dick”, let’s pretend it’s here)

    • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]@hexbear.netBannedBanned from community
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      joker-dancing swang that thang

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netM
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    Isn’t every day erection day?

    all-my-apes-gone .eth

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      If you’re in good vascular health, yes.

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    Where my faithless erectors at?

    Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!

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    pebis

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    Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place

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    the day after would be pretty miserable

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      idk, there’d be a lot of pressure-washing

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    Don’t you know all that voting will make you go blind. i-voted

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    Boner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.

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    they gotta put locks on the voting booths then

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