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minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·11 个月前You’re all going to be so jealous when you end up in the afterlife without a computer, you see me wasting all of eternity using mine, and you realize that you should have included one in your pyramid along with the rest of your treasure.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 个月前People who put their computer in their pyramid a century from now are going to make you so jealous.
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 个月前Too late to have my servants buried alive with me, too early for a quantum hyper-computer…
You’re all going to be so jealous when you end up in the afterlife without a computer, you see me wasting all of eternity using mine, and you realize that you should have included one in your pyramid along with the rest of your treasure.
People who put their computer in their pyramid a century from now are going to make you so jealous.
Too late to have my servants buried alive with me, too early for a quantum hyper-computer…